today is my mother birthday. hooray! not sure her exact age but im guessing in the 45-46 range. Came home, we went to dinner at wonderful persian restaurant named Orchid in Costa Mesa. Delicious.
Drive home, I went in a car with my dad and my mom and my brother went in my brothers car. We were a light ahead of them and went on the freeway up ahead. After about 5 minutes of being on the freeway my mother calls and asks if we saw what happened to them. I inquired.
Apparently, my brother was trying to merge into the right lane to get on the freeway. This lexus saw his signal but wasnt letting him merge. so he merged (atta boy!). The car through a bitch fit and honked a bit but my bro just kept driving. Said black gay lexus then overtook my brother and stopped their car in the middle of the road. Apparently, so angered by my brothers horrible manners, they got out of the car, one even jumped through the window. Approached my brothers car. My brother laughed at them and flipped them off. apparently they seemed my age-ish. My brother described them as kids who looked like Zack, fro-ie white kids who were scrawny. No offense Zack. mother swears they were in their twenties. My beautiful mother pulls out her cell phone and says im calling the cops. Apparently the balls the guys had rented for the day fell off because they got all scared and ran to cover their license plate and drove away.
Fuck youuu!
getting momma a gun.
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orchid is delicious
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